Signing Bonus Check or Marriage???

“The R&B/pop diva, who is worth a reported $100 million, inked a prenuptial agreement with new hubby Hov that could result in a $25 million payday for Bey. The longer Beyonce stays married to S. Carter, the more money he pays. The thirty-eight year old Carter’s net worth is estimated at $300 million.

Jay-Z adores Beyonce, and was pretty much willing to give her almost anything she wanted. The prenup calls for Jay-Z to pay Beyonce $10 million if the marriage ends after two years, and $1 million a year for each further year she remains in the marriage, up to fifteen years.

‘Beyonce would be granted access to their private jet and a fleet of cars, which includes a $1 million 1959 Rolls Royce convertible,’ a tabloid snitch claims.

Jay’s thrown in a few incentives for having children: He’s promised to pay her an additional $5 million for each child she bears for him-for her loss of income during pregnancy and child-rearing years.”

Kanye-isms

In Thank You And You’re Welcome! Kanye delivers his personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion.

“My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment!” says Kanye.

Jill Scott’s New Beginnings

Not long ago, last year, Jill Scott was divorced from her husband of 5 years (Lyzel Williams).  But don’t be sad for her.  Recently at her last performance at New York’s Carnegie Hall she announced her engagement to her drummer – Jon Roberts.  Jill we’re happy for you, you go gyrl!!! 🙂

Make It Up… In This Club

So I just left the club Boutique and yesterday I went to the Buddah.  I have been having so much fun this week and I’ve been hanging with old friends (and new ones) LOL. Anyway, I’ve been partyin so hard that I had to leave the club early tonight because I was finna fall out.  Meantime, I also did not forget that I did not post anything in the last two days, so I had to come home and make it up to y’all.  As I was driving home I was thinking of what to post.  I have a lot of ideas but do to the fact that I am dead tired from FUN I am going to post a LIST OF RULES AND IDEAS TO FOLLOW WHEN AT THE CLUB….

WHEN AT THE CLUB…

1. Don’t hold up the wall.  I dont understand why people spend time getting cute/fly and then come to the club and just hold up the wall… Last time I checked the wall can stand on its own

2. Ladies, I gotta have the fellows back on this one.  Dont come to the club half dressed and get offended when someone touches you or makes a comment about how your body look in your outfit.  HELLO… no damn clothes is asking for attention…If you cant handle the heat stay out the kitchen

3.  Guys, don’t think I was just gonna come hard at the ladies… We dont wanna dance with one dude for the whole night.  We don’t know you.  One dance , maybe two for the  night… DO YOU SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS IN THE CLUB… Don’t be thirsty.  Get a dance, maybe ask for my number and keep it moving.  If I come back to you thats a different story.

4. If you can’t balance well don’t DRINK and DANCE…  My clothes don’t want a Drink!

5. Fellows, why come to a club with a dance floor full of women and you and your boys wanna get a a huge circle and see who does Solider Boy the best… one word for y’all…LAME

6. Women the clubs say 21+ age or older for a reason.  Why do I see females still humping on the floor and sitting on dudes faces.  We are too old for that non sense.  I mean dancing, being wild, and having fun is one thing but keep BEDROOM activities at home. TMI!  If you give them everything at the club what they need to call you for the see you later, ummm???

7. Please look in the mirror before you step out your crib.  They make clothes in different sizes for a reason.

LUV ALL,

Mz. J’Lyn

What the Eff America??? R Kelly NOT GUILTY

So the jury just found R Kelly NOT GUILTY on all 14 counts… Now I love his music he is a beast in the studios, a Musical Genius might I say, but this fool is GUILTY.  But I mean can’t hate on him.  He found a way to work the system as a black man, and for that more power to him.  My girl Candace says now this fool can release TP4…hahaha.  Yo Kelly, my mans you really need to stop fooling with them young girls, some father is gonna kill your ass (bang, bang, I shot him down; bang, bang he hit the ground)  Get you freaking life together Kelly!

Skee Wee My Sorors!

All in the name of Greek Fun.  As Monica said ‘dont take it personal’