Make It Up… In This Club

So I just left the club Boutique and yesterday I went to the Buddah.  I have been having so much fun this week and I’ve been hanging with old friends (and new ones) LOL. Anyway, I’ve been partyin so hard that I had to leave the club early tonight because I was finna fall out.  Meantime, I also did not forget that I did not post anything in the last two days, so I had to come home and make it up to y’all.  As I was driving home I was thinking of what to post.  I have a lot of ideas but do to the fact that I am dead tired from FUN I am going to post a LIST OF RULES AND IDEAS TO FOLLOW WHEN AT THE CLUB….


1. Don’t hold up the wall.  I dont understand why people spend time getting cute/fly and then come to the club and just hold up the wall… Last time I checked the wall can stand on its own

2. Ladies, I gotta have the fellows back on this one.  Dont come to the club half dressed and get offended when someone touches you or makes a comment about how your body look in your outfit.  HELLO… no damn clothes is asking for attention…If you cant handle the heat stay out the kitchen

3.  Guys, don’t think I was just gonna come hard at the ladies… We dont wanna dance with one dude for the whole night.  We don’t know you.  One dance , maybe two for the  night… DO YOU SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS IN THE CLUB… Don’t be thirsty.  Get a dance, maybe ask for my number and keep it moving.  If I come back to you thats a different story.

4. If you can’t balance well don’t DRINK and DANCE…  My clothes don’t want a Drink!

5. Fellows, why come to a club with a dance floor full of women and you and your boys wanna get a a huge circle and see who does Solider Boy the best… one word for y’all…LAME

6. Women the clubs say 21+ age or older for a reason.  Why do I see females still humping on the floor and sitting on dudes faces.  We are too old for that non sense.  I mean dancing, being wild, and having fun is one thing but keep BEDROOM activities at home. TMI!  If you give them everything at the club what they need to call you for the see you later, ummm???

7. Please look in the mirror before you step out your crib.  They make clothes in different sizes for a reason.


Mz. J’Lyn

Published in: on June 21, 2008 at 6:45 am  Comments (2)  

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  1. #2 and #5 contradict w/ one another. (excuse my language and no disrespect but…) bitches come to club to stand around in circles and ignore niggas, while others come to the club to dance and grind on other girls, then you got faithfull or ugly sober cock blocking bitches who play bodyguard and last but not least the bitch thats too cute to do anything at all sooooooooooooo until you come across the few WOMEN who came to the club to actually dance and mingle, you have no choice but to see which one of ur boys can superman dat hoe the hardest!! peace. (oh and stop asking for drinks in the club ladies… if i didnt offer keep it moving cuz u would b mad if i asked 4 sum P***y!)

  2. 2 and 5 don’t contradict w/ one another. 2 says ladies if you gonna step into a club with no clothes not get mad if a dude try to holla or makes a slick ass comment. 5 simply states dudes when there is a club full of women you a fool if you just hang w/ your guys all night. Luv 🙂

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